For those of you who do not realize others are forced to look at you, there are a few simple chores to help ease and soothe our eyes:
1. Purchase or borrow a magnifying mirror to trim any excess facial hair.
2. Overweight people must ensure their clothes are large enough to cover their body.
3. Overweight people (Part II) must stop eating foods and drinking alcohol to prevent gaining more weight.
4. Skinny people need to eat. You can be too skinny! Find an overweight friend and compare habits.
5. Exercise is appropriate to maintain ALL body weights and sizes, NOT bulimia!
6. It's okay to be pale. It is natural and avoids any skin disease.
7. Those whom are sun lovers should protect their skin. Stay out of tanning beds! Over tanning makes you look like beef jerky!
8. Everyone (male and female) needs to groom their nails. Go get a professional manicure and pedicure. Fake nails ruin your natural nail bed. Plus you look like a hooker!
9. Hair must be cut in a timely manner. Men should have short hair, women get a style.
10. Hair (Part II) coloring is okay, but no one wants to look at your roots, so get to the salon. Also, off colors such as blue, green and pinks are weird, so wait until Halloween!
11. Finally, and most important, go to the dentist! Dentist can help with the look of your teeth and with bad breath!
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